Dreamiest Jazzman
The Fesenko goes to… Raul Neto.
Everyone loves Raul Neto. His dad’s favorite player was John Stockton. A couple of years back, he kept Trey Burke out of the starting lineup for a while. He plays hard, hits threes, bromances with Rudy Gobert. What’s not to like?
Unfortunately, he hasn’t played a lot of basketball this season. He’s been like Mr. Glass from that movie Unbreakable, minus the mass murder and Samuel L. Jackson flair.
Despite the injuries, though, Neto has continued to do what he does better than any of that other stuff — look dreamy. That olive skin, the chiseled jaw line, his piercing blue eyes; packed complete with a million-dollar smile.
OK, now I feel creepy. Moving on…
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