Utah Jazz: The 2018 Kyrylo Fesenko Awards For Radness In Jazzdom

OAKLAND, CA - JANUARY 30: Kyrylo Fesenko #44 of the Utah Jazz gets ready to take on the Golden State Warriors on January 30, 2011 at Oracle Arena in Oakland, California. Copyright 2011 NBAE (Photo by Rocky Widner/NBAE via Getty Images)
OAKLAND, CA - JANUARY 30: Kyrylo Fesenko #44 of the Utah Jazz gets ready to take on the Golden State Warriors on January 30, 2011 at Oracle Arena in Oakland, California. Copyright 2011 NBAE (Photo by Rocky Widner/NBAE via Getty Images) /
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Utah Jazz Raul Neto
SALT LAKE CITY, UT – APRIL 23: Raul Neto #25 of the Utah Jazz arrives before the game against the Oklahoma City Thunder in Game Four of Round One of the 2018 NBA Playoffs on April 23, 2018 at vivint.SmartHome Arena in Salt Lake City, Utah. Copyright 2018 NBAE (Photo by Melissa Majchrzak/NBAE via Getty Images) /

Dreamiest Jazzman

The Fesenko goes to… Raul Neto.

Everyone loves Raul Neto. His dad’s favorite player was John Stockton. A couple of years back, he kept Trey Burke out of the starting lineup for a while. He plays hard, hits threes, bromances with Rudy Gobert. What’s not to like?

Unfortunately, he hasn’t played a lot of basketball this season. He’s been like Mr. Glass from that movie Unbreakable, minus the mass murder and Samuel L. Jackson flair.

Despite the injuries, though, Neto has continued to do what he does better than any of that other stuff — look dreamy. That olive skin, the chiseled jaw line, his piercing blue eyes; packed complete with a million-dollar smile.

OK, now I feel creepy. Moving on…

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