Just Another Utah Jazz All-Time Starting Five

Jazz legend “Pistol” Pete Maravich in action with New Orleans. – Photo by Robert Kingsbury via The Sporting News Archives and Wikimedia Commons/This work is in the public domain because it was published in the United States between 1923 and 1977 and without a copyright notice.

Leave it to local radio to stir the pot. Upon waking up this morning at the crack of nine-thirtyish (woe is me!), my Twitter timeline was abuzz with Utah Jazz action. The topic du jour, courtesy of The Monty Show on Salt Lake City’s 1320 KFAN radio station–who would Jazz Nation put in the team’s all-time starting five?

To me, the answer is fairly obvious. However, after wading through a vast ocean of questionable five-man units, I feel compelled to drop some sanity into the discussion. I’m all for debate and have never been one to be hyperbolic or ride the high horse, but allow me to be hyperbolic and ride the high horse here…

THIS IS THE ONLY PROPER RESPONSE–

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